life in a nutshell

ohioisloko:

ceeberoni:

neopreps:

a map of america drawn from memory

yeah

i live in america and this is completely accurate

enasnivolz:

ealperin:

reading-thoughts:

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.

To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
     - Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

*Crying with laughter*

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

kasukabes:

if you ever feel unimportant just read this page on the blues clues wiki

(Source: jungillest)

the-laughing-cactus:

the man at Starbucks asked what my name was and i freaked out and told him it was carpet

troybakers:

hey u kids wanna buy some drugs